just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it because I queefed?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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