I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Small penises have feelings too.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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