I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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