I want to have your abortion
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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