yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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