Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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