Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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