i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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