a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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