Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize