yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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