Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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