Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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