Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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