if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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