Say something about gay babies.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
