apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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