mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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