so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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