Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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