I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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