Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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