I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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