I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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