i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's blow job season.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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