I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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