I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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