Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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