suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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