Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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