i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Fuck me I smell like cheese
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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