if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.