Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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