Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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