So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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