mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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