The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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