The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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