after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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