You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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