he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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