is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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