you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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