she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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