Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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