Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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