I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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