Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I am one with the molecules
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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