Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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