I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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