who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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