Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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