I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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