i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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