I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
time to smoke my breakfast
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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