I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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